Australian blogger Brad Kearns who has 100,000 followers on Facebook, has revealed in his recent post what it was like seeing his wife giving birth to their first baby.  He started his post writing, “I’ve always thought of myself as pretty cool under pressure. But the first time I got that call that my wife’s waters had broken, something changed. The excitement of almost being a dad went straight out the window because holy fuck, a tiny human was about to come out of my wife.”
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He further added saying, “Now as a man I obviously couldn’t feel the pain. But let me tell you, when those contractions were hitting, I had a pretty good idea what was going on…. “People come in, people leave, they say stuff like dilation and every now and then someone throws on a latex glove and goes under the hospital gown.”
As for the child birth bit? “Those [birthing] classes didn’t teach me shit all. Why did we watch that stupid 1980’s video where a woman pops this kid out like a morning poo. We should have been watching the fucking Exorcism of Emily Rose. I would have at least known what to expect.’
Brad finishes the post by writing: “Childbirth is actually amazing. I don’t get how they even go through that? {This is heavily dramatised, I swear I’m not a sociopath)”.
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