By Ishita Bansal

We all have binge-watched various Bollywood movies again and again during this lockdown. Movies are a major source of entertainment in such a situation. Usually, lite-comedy movies are everyone’s favourite. But, guess what’s even more fun? The absurd Bollywood songs that can make anyone laugh out loud within seconds! No wonder, what made the great composers do so! Here are a few Bollywood songs that you must listen to right away and I am sure you will end up laughing! Share them with your friends and spread some giggles! These songs have seriously made me question music! 

• Ice-Cream Khaungi by Palak Muchhal

We all agree that Bollywood has a song for every mood. But, seriously this! It was a part of ‘The Xpose’ movie that featured Sonali Raut, Zoya Afroz. The great Honey Singh and Himesh Reshammiya are also a part of this song composition. Some amazingly bad but unintentionally funny lines of this song are:

‘Ice cream khaungi,
Kashmir jaaungi,
Sholo mein bhadke jiya!’

• Chavanprash by Divya Kumar

Starring 2 cousin brothers Harshvardhan Kapoor and Arjun Kapoor, this song is again an ultimate drama. The hilarious song is a part of the ‘Bhavesh Joshi Superhero’ movie. The song was used as a promotional number for the movie. Some of the lyrics of this song read:

‘Tere chumme mein Chavanprash hai,
Haan tere chumme mein Chavanprash hai,
Ho Vitamin jaisa har andaaz hai,
Vitamin jaisa har andaaz hai!’ 

• Saree Ke Fall Sa by Pritam

The over-dramatic look and dance of Sonakshi Sinha along with Shahid Kapoor makes it a must-watch song. Apart from that, the lyrics simply make no sense but the beats can easily make you dance. It’s shocking how lyricists have the talent to play with words in any random way. The style in which they express their feelings can change the meaning of any word. The song was featured in the movie ‘R…Rajkumar’. Here are a few lines from this crazy song:

‘Saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
Kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re,
Kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re!’

• Fevicol Se by Wajid & Mamta Sharma

This is the most trolled song of Bollywood. Even Kareena Kapoor Khan had asked the meaning of the lyrics of this hit song done by herself with Salman Khan for the movie ‘Dabangg 2’! A few lyrics of this song are:

‘My gypsy with siren taiyyar,
Bhaga le ise petrol se,
Petrol se, petrol se,
Mere photo ko seene se yaar,
Chipka le saiyyan,
Hoye hoye, hoye hoye, hoye hoye,
Chipka le saiyyan,
Fevi Fevicol se, Fevicol se aaye haye!’

• Dreamum Wakeupum by Soumya Rao
  

We can’t stop laughing at the memes made on this song due to the amazing lyrics. No word of this song relates to another. The song was featured in the movie ‘Aiyyaa’. Only the expressions and dance moves of Rani Mukherjee make this song worth watching. Let’s have a look at a few lines for this song too:

‘Dream-um Wakeuppam Critical Condition-um,
Hey Earth-um Quakep-um Hil Dool Sab Shakeup-um,
Face To Face-um Dharti Putram,
Top To Base-um Kama Sutram!’